Some dog people are impossible to shop for. Either they already have everything they need to care for their pooch, or they’re Scrooge-like and impossible to impress.
Never fear: Rover is here with dog-centric gift ideas for the dog owner who has it all. This holiday season, wow your favorite pet person with one of these creative, unusual, or just plain weird gifts.
1. Designer Doggie Cologne ($10.42)
You read that right: this is perfume for dogs. According to customer reviews, CK-9 really smells like the designer fragrance on which it’s based. But unlike human cologne, this one is safe for dogs.
2. Pet ‘Stache Ball ($11.00)
Delight the dog owner who has everything by turning their pet into a cartoon villain! This novelty toy has a ball on one end and a giant mustache in the other, so the dog gets to play while the humans get to laugh.
3. Dog Balcony ($49.99)
Your friend’s best friend will be asking, “Wherefore arf thou, Romeo?” in this indoor/outdoor dog house/bed. Made from weather-resistant cedar, it includes latticework, side steps, and a balcony.
4. BazooK-9 Tennis Ball Launcher ($19.95)
This rugged tennis ball launcher has pull-back action so you can determine how far the ball will go. It even comes with two starter squeaky balls!
5. Fence Window for Dogs ($41.81)
This gift may seem absurd (it makes it look like your dog is peering out of a ship’s porthole), but it actually serves a practical purpose. A fence window can help alleviate dogs’ curiosity, preventing them from barking at the fence. It comes with instructions and all the hardware necessary to install.
6. Dog-Controlled Drinking Fountain ($39.99)
They may have everything else, but I guarantee they don’t have this: a step-on water fountain for dogs! It attaches to a regular garden hose and provides dogs with a non-stop water outdoor water source.
7. Shark Fin Life Jacket ($24.99)
This is the perfect gift for the water dog who has it all but could use some cute style in the pool. The fin is ornamental, but the handle, d-ring, and secure buckles make it a functional flotation jacket. Comes in small and medium.
8. CorgKnee Socks ($12.00)
Know a corgi lover with a spoiled dog? Spoil their feet with these cozy knee socks, printed all over with their favorite breed.
9. Dino Costume for Dogs ($25.05)
Sure, they may have a wardrobe full of adorable outfits for their dog. But I bet they don’t have a plush stegosaurus costume!
10. Dog Costume for Humans ($47.99)
Why should the dog be the only one who gets to dress up? Treat the dog lover in your life to the experience of looking like a dog.
11. Soul Mate T-Shirts ($32.99)
Up their fashion game with this matching t-shirt set. The human wears “soul” and the dog wears “mate,” advertising their special bond to the world.
12. The Original Dog Tarot ($9.86)
This tongue-in-cheek tarot deck, inspired by the original tarot, helps dog people “divine their canine’s mind.” Each card features advice for both the human and their dog.
13. Poop Emoji Toy ($6.87)
Do you know someone whose dog eats poop? This is the perfect gag gift (literally). This soft plush toy has a squeaker inside for extra fun!
14. Ugly Christmas Sweater ($22.99)
Dogs, too, can get in on the new holiday tradition of donning absurdly-patterned sweaters. This one features a dog lifting its leg on a snowman. We guarantee the dog lover in your life doesn’t have one of these!
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