When I was 10 years old, I kept my tamagotchi Dalmatian alive for 2 months. If for some reason that doesn't impress you...buckle up and read on. A lot of profiles claim their "Pet Care Experience" and "love for animals" began in childhood. They will use every animal interaction they've had in the past 25 years as “Pet Care Experience.” Um...no. I'm sorry, you feeding Cheetos to the family of feral cats living in that field next to your Elementary. Although very kind of your 9 year old self. It doesn't count towards your experience. Next, Loving animals as a kid is not something unique nor does it equate "experience." Anyone shocked to hear a child loves animals?? No. Of course not. Ever asked a child what their favorite animal is and have the answer be, "None. I hate all animals. Animals are the worst." Nope you haven't. (If you have, that child is most likely going to be a serial killer or work at a slaughter house.) Anyway..enough about future serial killers. About me: From birth to now I've had a wide range of animal in my home. The list is long but it ends at most birds. I don’t do most birds. ducks, yes. Sparrow, no. Don’t really do cats in my home either. For multiple reasons. But that's beside the point. Bird & cat pets aside. Im pro-pet. Hip hip!! Like any normal pet owner, I enjoy keeping my animals alive and healthy. Not once have I tried to starve my animals or neglect them in such a way that they would be featured on the sad commercial with the “Arms of the Angel” song playing in the background. Those owners are the worst. Lucky for you… I am not the worst! Sarcasm aside…I’ll treat your pets like I would want someone to treat my pets. I’ll accommodate their/your needs and give you peace of mind as you vacation or do time in prison. (No judgements) If your animal has medical issues, a drug or alcohol addiction, gang affiliation, is running from the law or needs special care. I got it. If I don’t got it… I’ll Google it. Duh! Unless it needs a kidney transplant or a face lift. That’s gross and shouldn’t be looked up on the Google. I walk my dogs every day, if your pet wants to join us, great. If not, great. Sleep on the bed or sleep on the floor? Again don’t care. Im good with both. Last and certainly not least… There is 1 thing I will not do. I refuse to call your dog a fur baby or any other lame name like that. Why? Because it's weird and stupid. I cringe & immediately check out of a conversation when someone starts talking about “furbabies.” I just can’t. Plus your pet doesn’t like it either. They just put up with it because you feed them.