Hey I'm Alex and my late dog Chuck Snortis was the best boy! I now have a Bloodhound and his name is Eeyore. He has floppy ears and loves to howl! Professional Qualifications: - I am the Tom Brady of fetch - Fluent in baby dog talk to a level that no grown man should admit publically... - PHD in park visits - Send you excessive photos and updates, including play-by-play commentary of their naps. - It is highly possible they will forget that you exist, however, I will minimize our cuddle sessions to ensure that you can save face from your betrayal upon returning from vacation.