The recent Evil Kermit meme has inspired dog lovers to share their secret thoughts with the world. Whether it’s a passing (slightly evil) thought upon seeing a dog in the wild, or an imagined look into your dog’s psyche, these clever exchanges will sound familiar to anyone who just loves dogs.
Me: sees a fluffy dog
Inner me: steal it pic.twitter.com/Ur8Vz6iYXX
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) December 4, 2016
Me: The fam sleeping
Inner me: bark pic.twitter.com/lufnD7vRPS
— Evil Kermit ? (@InnerEvilKermit) December 7, 2016
Dog: every time I bark at the doorbell everyone gets mad at me
Dog to dog: but what if this time it's a murderer pic.twitter.com/UUjDKNxi0V— Typical Girl (@femaIes) November 30, 2016
Me: I should go study
Also me: the dog is asleep on you
Me: but I need that 4.0-
Also me: the dog pic.twitter.com/WNkT4QXaaY— carly (@carlyybret) December 3, 2016
Me: If I do a trick I'll get a snack
Also me: Don't do it bc ur gonna get snax no matter what pic.twitter.com/ZG9LrjG1Zj
— Marnie The Dog (@MarnieTheDog) December 18, 2016
Me: Free food, shelter, & toys. What more could a good dog want? Also me: Door's open. Run. pic.twitter.com/Bb5CUS886G
— Cutest Animals Ever (@CUTEST_ANlMALS) December 18, 2016
me: don't pet the dog without asking it's rude
also me: but the dog WANTS you to pet it pic.twitter.com/QMz3Y7YiGa— saint jade ?? (@_jadewelch) December 6, 2016
Inner me: Scratch the door to go outside
Me: I was literally just out there
Inner me: Scratch the door pic.twitter.com/Xy4yb0sfyk— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) November 22, 2016
Me: Time to wake up
Also me: But your dog is cuddling with you
Me: I'm going to be late
Also me: Look how cute he is when he sleeps pic.twitter.com/PUM0327Rsf— Lorah (@lorah_elizabeth) November 30, 2016
[sees service dog]
Me – he's working so hard and doing a great job
Also me – pet him pic.twitter.com/9eM8RwfHtZ— ?Tyler Senden? (@tyler_senden) November 27, 2016
Dog: "aww the new Christmas tree looks so nice"
Inner dog: "go nuts and destroy it" pic.twitter.com/bP9ZpSjTrI
— Inner Dog (@InnerDogs) December 19, 2016
