Beware: It’s about to get punny in these parts. For people who love puns, these are pawsitively perfect. You’ll be feline happy even on a sad day. We promise they’re not clawful.
OK, that’s enough of that. If you love a little word play, you’ve come to the right spot. We’ve got a whole list of the best punny, cat-themed jokes.
Cat pun jokes
1. What does a cat call the worst day of their life?
A cat-astrophe.
2. What are cat police officers called?
Claw enforcement.
3. What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice crispies.
4. What does a cat look for in their humans?
A great purrsonality.
5. What is a pile of kittens called?
A meowtain.
6. Why do cats go to school?
To become litter-ate.
7. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrple.
8. Why don’t cats like internet shopping?
They prefer cat-alogues.
9. Why don’t cats like computers?
They get too distracted by the mouse.
10. What kind of cats love bowling?
Alley cats.
11. What is a cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hisstory.
12. What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
Caturday.
13. What’s a cat cheerleading squad’s most impressive trick?
The purramid.
14. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?
“Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.”
15. How did the cat feel after watching a magic trick?
Purr-plexed.
16. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Mice cream.
17. Did you hear why the cat got sent to detention?
She had a bad cattitude.
18. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A sour-puss.
19. What does a cat say to someone who doesn’t like cat puns?
You’ve got to be kitten me.
20. What is a cat’s favorite type of painting?
Self paw-traits.
21. What did the cat say after gambling in Vegas?
I’m paw.
22. What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter!
23. What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
As-purr-agus.
24. What do you call a cat with eight legs?
An octo-puss.
25. Why did the cat go to nursing school?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
26. Why was the cat kicked out of the game?
They thought it was a cheetah.
27. How do cats make peace after a fight?
They hiss and make up.
28. What is a cat’s favorite discount?
Buy one, get one furry.
More cat jokes
29. What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.
30. What happens when you mix a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
31. What time is it when 10 cats chase a rat?
Ten after one.
32. What is the difference between a comma and a cat?
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws.
33. Why should you be careful when its raining cats and dogs?
You could step in a poodle.
