Genuinely. I'm bananas for dogs. I'm so excited to meet yours! I also promise not to call them your "fur babies" because I'm an adult man and the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Dogs are great, but they're not kids, you know? At some point we lost sight of that. I promise to be cool and see your pet for what they are: a kick-ass hairy monster that probably likes steak a lot. I have a dog. His name is Nib. He's awesome. Wouldn't trade him for anything. But he's not my kid and if he was, it would be unacceptable for him to poop on the sidewalk. Differentiation is key. I don't know if this is going to get me a lot of work, but maybe it'll change some minds. That's not nothing.