SALES PITCH!...As a wee boy, I was my neighborhood's go-to-guy for dog sitting. Dogs loved me, and I loved them. It was simple. It was beautiful. It was, do I dare say, destiny? CUT TO today. Nothing has changed. I'm still my neighborhood's foremost dogger. The only thing that has changed is that I want to be YOUR dogger. I will love your dog and make sure it's happy for you. So choose me, Tanner. 2016. And why choose me as your sitter? Well! I have experience with all types of dogs, including those with special abilities. I've been around a lot of deaf dogs in my lifetime for some reason. They may not be able to hear my words, but I make sure they can hear my love. I'm a very punctual sitter. If you want me to walk your dog from 9:17-9:47, bam! Your dog will be walked from 9:17:00-9:47:00. Whatever you want or need for your dog, I'm on it. Obedience is the dog term for it. Does your dog like to go parks? I'm familiar with them around town and I have a car so why not? Does your dog like to run? I'm an athletic guy. I can run with it. Does your dog like to rob banks? Well I don't, so I won't do that. If I were a dog, I'd be a corgi. Because they're the friendliest and cutest, which are obviously my best traits as well. Says my mom at least.