I love daddy's jokes, but cats just roll their eyes. I try to drag daddy down the street with my 110 lbs of Bull Mastiff muscle, but he's too strong to let me! Daddy just quit his job and is going back to school, and I need friends to play with if he will let me. Daddy has taken good care of me for the last four years, but I wish he'd feed me more of that ice cream he always eats! He gets up at 5 in the morning to feed me and take me out when I cry for food in the morning and takes me walking on the West Point Army base to play with other dogs. Then he gives me a bath (which I am not fond of). He gives me lots of hugs and kisses, even when I have slobber hanging from my mouth because he ate pizza in front of me. He is very responsible and trustworthy, so I know if he helps with your pets, he will do a great job!