I am very attentive I can clean anything I don't mind bodily discharges I love all animals, especially cats and lizards I am prompt, professional and pretty funny I wake early and am a great communicator I have a valid license and don't mind running errands I am a baseball umpire so I adjust well when it comes to taking crap I am friendly, cordial and respectable I can lift heavy bags or food and liter I am available in the mornings and overnights as well I am very clean and suitable for any occasion My mother and I have fostered and taken care of hundreds of animals in the past I currently have 3 children (cats) I am willing to travel long distances for work