That's a joke, but how well I'll treat your dog is not! I know dogs are more than pets, they're family. I've been taking care of dogs my whole life, coming from a family with a huge heart for the beautiful creatures! I'm very flexible with your schedule for this summer! I specialize in hugs, walks, cuddles, pets, and so much more! I have no problem feeding, walking, and bathing all dogs from the tiniest teacup Chihuahua to the greatest Dane! I work from home and on my own schedule, so I am available any time you'd like! I would love to help you rest easy while you're on vacation, or take care of walking your pup when your schedule is just too overwhelming! I can't wait to meet your furry friends!