Pets are my partiality. As one who keeps to himself mostly, I find them to be quite comforting and biddable companions. Though my experience is exiguous on first examination, with but a year under my belt, I have successfully looked after and formed galvanized bonds with three dogs on two separate jobs; one a blind, deaf and primarily narcoleptic bichon poodle, whom I accompanied for around six months; the others, an effervescent English bulldog, and a recalcitrant, though not altogether unpleasant chihuahua one four day and another three day period. All three have admired me well, and I’m sure your pets will reciprocate. As connoted by the style of this missive, I am a writer, and thus consign myself to the house for a majority of the week, which lends me to cater to your pet’s every whim. I am wont to show them an effusive amount of affection should they be receptive to my advances, and am always punctual so far as perambulations are concerned. They are not likely to go hungry under my care either. As for the house, I keep a modest and tidy one. I trust that this little chronicle augers well for you, and that you vouchsafe me the utmost consideration the next time you are in need of a watchdog for your watchdog, or a mobile bed for your cat. You’re going to like the way I work; I guarantee it.