Hi there, fellow four-legged friends (and the humans who read for them)! My name is Autumn, and I’m the Head of Hospitality at this exclusive, tail-wagging retreat. Of course, every great business needs an assistant, so I’ve hired Megha (my human) to help with the day-to-day operations—like serving meals, handing out belly rubs, and ensuring that all guests are properly pampered. Here’s why you should book a stay at Autumn’s Doggy B&B: 🐶 Experienced Staff – Megha has fostered over 60 dogs in the past five years, so she’s well-trained in handling everything from hyper zoomie machines to professional nappers. 🌳 Resort-Style Amenities – We have a fenced backyard for zoomies, sunbathing, and important squirrel surveillance. Indoors, you’ll find plush nap spots, VIP cuddle service, and unlimited treats (negotiable with Megha, but I have my ways). 🛏 5-Star Accommodations – Here, dogs are treated like the royalty they are. Want to be carried around like a baby? Done. Need a bedtime story? Megha’s got that covered. Want to sleep on the bed? Obviously. 🐾 Exclusive Guest List – To keep things personalized and cozy, we only accept three dogs at a time—no overcrowding, just lots of attention, love, and playtime. I will personally ensure that all guests receive proper sniffs and welcome wags upon arrival. So, if you’re looking for a vacation spot where you’ll be treated like the adorable, spoiled baby you are, book a stay at Autumn’s Doggy B&B today. I can’t wait to meet you