I am a large human capable of handling the largest dogs. I believe in viruses and I am fully vaccinated. I am allergic to cats and not a big fan. Dogs generally love me, even shy animals tend to warm up to me quickly. I'm mostly looking to get exercise while enjoying some happy playtime outdoors. I travel enough that dog ownership isn't currently a responsible choice, so I'm happy to run and play with other people's pets for now. I had pets all of my life until college, but I have mostly just been helping take care of roommates' and friends' pets since then. If you're looking for someone to burn your pet's excess energy, I'm happy to jog/sprint with them for both of our benefit, or to do a multi-hour excursion on trails. I'm also possibly the country's only socialist financial advisor/options trading coach, a resourceful car and bike diagnostician/mechanic, and make wicked Parisian street baguettes and thin crust pizza; feel free to hit me up for those services as well.