Dogs!! I love dogs. If I could be a dog I would. Nothing would make me happier than to take care of your dogs. It’s what I was born to do. Please accept me and welcome me into your home so I can spend time with your dogs. I promise they will love me. They all love me. If they don’t love me something is wrong with your dog(s). I am the best person for this job. Please hire me. I am begging. I just need some more dogs in my life. Please, if you don’t do this for me I won’t feel any gratification for writing this bio and therefore will have wasted so much precious time I could’ve been using toward petting more dogs.