I love dogs . I have three of my own . The emotional establishment I have with animals is ridiculous you wouldn't understand you would just have to see ! My doggos are spoiled . Your dog will be treated as if they where my own . I promise treats, walks , play time, and most of all the most relaxing belly rubs . We as humans , should cherish dogs . God's incredible gift given the power to do nothing but show love . I own a hat that's says animals over people. I think I'm the perfect paw sitter for your little ankle bitter / mastiff . I'll lay down the paw law . While having paws of fun . I'm sorry my puns are roofdiculous .