Do you ever find yourself struck by a deep and meaningful epiphany while you’re in the middle of something mundane—like taking a shower? You are definitely not alone! Reddit, the source for all things internet, has an entire subreddit devoted to these sometimes funny, sometimes deep thoughts. We dug through “shower thoughts” to find the best dog-themed ones to share with you.
1. It’s for safety
I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works. from r/Showerthoughts
2. Life is a journey
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don’t care where you’re going. from r/Showerthoughts
3. Full attention
If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog from r/Showerthoughts
4. True story!
We have space travel and self driving cars, but all I want is Google Translate for dogs so I can talk to them about my day. from r/Showerthoughts
5. It’s a two-way street
I’ve trained my dog to bark at the door whenever he wants to go in or out, but to him, he thinks he has trained me to open the door whenever he barks. from r/Showerthoughts
6. We don’t deserve dogs
Maybe dogs dont even like to play fetch, they just bring us the ball because they think we love it and want to make us happy from r/Showerthoughts
7. Darn it
The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would’ve helped you through. from r/Showerthoughts
8. A rose by any other name
9. Dogs are smarter than we give them credit for
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. from r/Showerthoughts
10. Ever vigilant
Shout-out to all the dogs who’ve chased off burglars without their owners ever knowing. from r/Showerthoughts
11. Every day is Friday if you’re a dog
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something good happened and they’ll celebrate. They’re always ready to party no matter what! from r/Showerthoughts
12. There’s a reason dogs are the best friend
Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is. from r/Showerthoughts
13. It’s a serious problem
Dogs probably became domesticated to get help with their eye boogers from r/Showerthoughts
14. Those poor squirrels
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment? from r/Showerthoughts
15. As long as you don’t step in it
The most effective alarm clock is the sound of your cat/dog throwing up on the floor. from r/Showerthoughts
