If you’ve ever thought about any of the following, don’t worry—you’re not alone! Dog lovers may be a breed apart, but hey, at least we have each other. Whether you’ve idly wished you could tweet at your dog, realized that you and your dog are soulmates, or just felt exasperated that there’s no political party expressly for ‘dog people,’ then you’ve come to the right place. This is your pack!
FAKE BREEDS I’VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 24, 2013ADVERTISEMENT
how acceptable is it 1-10 to force strangers to look at pictures of your dog because I’ve def been doing a lot of that as of late
— REL (@arielle__w) October 6, 2016
I just want to fast forward to the part of my life when I travel the world with my dog
— American Nomad (@coffee_n_mtns) October 9, 2016
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
— kade™ (@SpiritualSmoker) October 10, 2016
Do not apologize for ur dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted
— FREDDY ? (@FreddyAmazin) March 2, 2016
i really believe my dog and i are soulmates
— lauren (@laurenxhooper) October 8, 2016
I only work out so I’m strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
I’m honestly offended by #NationalBoyfriendDay because my dog is a girl.
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) October 3, 2016
If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.
— Animal Hearted (@Animal_Hearted) October 8, 2016
INTERVIEWER: the public is wondering: do you want me to take your ball so I can throw it, or not?
MY DOG: this interview is over
— Allegra Hallowingo (@allegraringo) October 5, 2016
Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 4, 2014
My dog is always way more excited to see me then my boyfriend is. In conclusion, dogs are better than boyfriends.
— Katie Yeager (@Katiebyeager) October 4, 2016
My dog got stung by a bee today and then tried to eat it in revenge, honoring our family tradition of doubling down on bad decisions
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@BernardHayman) October 5, 2016
I kiss my dog on the mouth and i vote
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) October 4, 2016
If my dog had a phone I wouldn’t text my ex as much.
— DogsBeingBasic (@Dogsbeingbasic) October 5, 2016