Twitter funnyman @Reverend_Scott was on a roll recently when he laid out a serious of hilarious interactions between a dog and “Dog 911.”
The series addresses common dog problems such as vacuum cleaners, the mailman, and being left home alone. If one of these scenarios doesn’t sound exactly like your dog, watch out—you might actually have a cat at home.
Enjoy!
Dog vs. vacuum cleaner
Dog 911: what’s ur emergency?
Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015
Peanut butter stuck in mouth
Dog 911: what’s ur emergency?
Dog: I abe peamub bubber
Dog 911: find a toilet to drink from and whatever u do don’t stop lickin ur face
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 18, 2015
Dog vs mailman
Dog 911: what’s ur emergency
Dog: A MAN IS OUTSIDE
Dog 911: what’s he doing
Dog: PUTTIN FLAT THINGS IN A BOX
Dog 911: OMG I’VE SEEN HIM
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 1, 2015
Home alone
Dog 911: what’s ur emergency?
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN’T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Dinner emergency
Dog: WHAT IF I’M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Ball emergency
DOG 911: what’s ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN’T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016