Every pet parents knows about these gross moments—whether it’s a dingleberry or a fart that clears the room; a barf in the car cup holder or the dreaded anal gland; a poorly-timed hump or a dog’s breath in the morning.
We must really love our dogs, because even in the midst of all this grossness, they’re as wonderful as ever and we’re proud to call ’em ours.
For the most part, at least.
When They Poop at the Worst Possible Time
So much for “Best in Show.” Better luck next year?
Welp. Guess that’s one way to get ratings!
They literally scared the you-know-what outta this pug. Giant teddy bears are pretty terrifying.
When Their Poop, Uh, Travels
Probably wasn’t the brightest idea to look under his tail but still. Getting caught in the poop crossfire? No one deserves that.
Poor guy. Could you imagine if you pooped every time you opened your mouth?
When You Step in Their Poop
Or, in this baby’s case, straight up roll in it.
This is basically our reaction, too. Especially the uncontrollable gagging part.
When They Pass Gas and Clear the Room
Not even a mother’s love is enough to be okay with an adorable puppy farting on her face.
That face they make when you say “Fido, was that you?”
When They Puke…Anywhere
Because the thought of getting a head massage is just that repulsive.
Okay, Pukey, her singing wasn’t that bad. Dramatic, much?
When Your Dog Humps Anything and Everything
It’s extra terrible when it’s a human.
…especially when said human is on live TV.
Ultimately, though, there’s really nothing that can stop us from loving our dogs. This girl gets it.