You’ve struggled all year with the naughty/nice fallacy. After all, you’re a dog. You see a lot of gray areas. Or at least, a lot of gray.
Here’s a tribute to all the dogs who’ve given their all but gave up right before the finish line.
We can’t all be apple polishers, right? Someone’s gotta soften the curve for the rest of the class.
Better luck next year, grumpy dogs!