Stealing food, pooping in the corner, destroying toys—you name it, the moment your dog gets caught in the middle of whatever sort of naughty shenanigans they’ve found themselves in, the ears go back, the head goes down, and the eyes get all sorts of sad. And it’s hard to stay mad at those sad eyes—there’s a reason they’re called “puppy dog eyes”—even if the owner of said sad eyes chewed up anything and everything in his path. Plus, as evidenced in our hilarious roundup, it’s pretty darn hard not to laugh.
Who Pooped in the Kitchen?
They look equally guilty to us, so really, it’s anyone’s guess.
“I Only Had One”
That thing where your roommate comes home and finds you binge eating all the things. Bonus points if you’re eating roomie’s food.
“It Wasn’t Me”
Tank’s a total newb when it comes to straight destroying the trash and getting away with it. It doesn’t get any more amateur (or seriously adorable—that face!) than getting your head stuck in the lid. Sigh. Better luck next time, buddy.
That’s a whole lotta chewed up tissues, and one very guilty looking dog who’s all about averting eye contact. For good reason.
We’re pretty sure part of the shame face is because he did such a terrible job hiding the paper trail. Literally. The paper trail led us straight to him.
Thanks, Maymo and Penny, for being a constant source of humor. And thank you, Maymo and Penny’s owners for writing this caption for us. What’s better than chewing off stuffed animal faces? Nothing, that’s what.
Kody’s brain is all like, “Maybe if I sit still enough and avoid eye contact and then get really low to the ground, he won’t know I’m here. And he definitely won’t think I ate his Hallmark limited edition firetruck Christmas tree ornament. Definitely not.”
Because if you immediately run away from the poop you just left on the carpet, it’s like you never really pooped at all. That’s how this works, right?
Who Chewed the Shoe?
Casper’s poker face is non-existent. And the way he’s clinging to Snickers? You know we can still see you, Casper.
We know you’ve got some amazing documentation of your dog’s guiltiest moments. Share ’em in the comments below!