10 Ridiculous Pickup Lines Dogs Would Totally Use

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Would you fall for these sweet nothings? These pickup artist puppies are trying their darnedest to break your heart.

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Kiki Kane

Kiki Kane

Kiki Kane is a canine chef, professional blogger, and lifelong animal lover owned by a Frenchie-Boston mix named Bea Pickles and a geriatric kitty named Mogwai. As a dog chef and member of Rover's Dog People Panel, she creates original dog-friendly recipes for the web series Kiki's Canine Kitchen.

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