There’s nothing we love better than a silly dog joke—and our favorites are the ones that are more likely to elicit an eye-roll than a laugh. Looking for something to make your day just a little bit cheerier? Check out our top ten goofiest dog knock-knock jokes. Try them on your friends, your co-workers, your family, and your dog, who will definitely appreciate them the most.
Dog Knock-Knock Jokes You Need in Your Life
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door!
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3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense has a hole in it—that’s how I got into your yard!
4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?
5.
6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo roo rooooooo! It’s me, your dog!
7.
Did you hear about the dog who invented knock-knock jokes?
The other dogs gave him a no-bell prize.
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9.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”
10.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Literally just me, I heard the can opener.
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