They say to make a dog feel important, he needs a job to do. But what do you do with a dog who’s unemployable? Give him a cuddle and call it day. Get ready to laugh at some loveably inept dogs who may have heard, “don’t call us, we’ll call you,” more than a few times.
1. This delivery dog with all the best intentions.
Pizza Hut had to change their “30 minutes or it’s free” guarantee because of him.
2. This fire “fighter.”
What you’re doing is the opposite of helping.
3. This sleepy babysitter.
Actually, TBH, this performance is on par with most babysitters, and at least this one didn’t invite its boyfriend over.
4. This ghost hunter.
The EVP and EMF meters were going off the charts but results were still inconclusive.
5. This pack of sled dogs.
Uh, guys, I think you’re supposed to be pulling the sled, not sitting in it wearing matching winter outfits.
6. This esthetician.
Is this a standard exfoliation technique?
7. This retriever with poor depth perception.
Every athlete starts somewhere.
8. This wilderness expert.
Would you trust this dog with your safety in the wild?
9. This ‘fraidy dog.
It walks like it’s never seen a giant, moving, inflatable cat before.
10. This sous chef.
I don’t care if he went to Le Cordon Bleu, this dog’s mise en place is a disaster.
11. This pool boy.
Someone tell him to suck it up and use the skimmer next time.
12. This hair stylist.
“Bed head” is so last year, this year is all about Italian Greyhound head.
13. This cumbersome companion.
The miscalculations of both the throw and the flexi-leash are all on her, though.
14. This reluctant frisbee player.
We’re using the term “play” loosely here.
15. This driver’s ed instructor.
Not even sure that car is street legal…
16. This anti-establishment golden retriever.
Why follow the rules when you can live large and still have everyone applauding? Is this dog terrible at his job, or does he actually have it all figured out?
