It’s no wonder people are ditching full text and going straight for emoji conversations. Our time is limited. Whether you’re writing to your friends or family, a short, sweet, and to-the-point message is sure to show people how you really feel.
We all know having a pet can be fun, stressful, and downright frustrating. Because of this, we’ve compiled our favorite dog emoji messages to convey the oh-so-common things you’re thinking at just about any stage of pet ownership.
The perfect dog
You’ve probably never met an angel, because my dog is the only one.
The unprepared poop
You’re walking home, fresh out of poop bags when it strikes: the out-of-schedule poop. Quickly look around, assess the situation. If you’re in the clear, casually place a leaf over the pile. If you’re feeling brave, pick it up with a receipt. No shame.
The farts
For those days when your dog can really clear a room.
The neighbor’s cat
Unfortunately, we’ve all been seen in our robe, outside, running after our dog.
The car ride
The uncontrollable excitement or sheer terror when going for a car ride. Either way, putting your head out the window helps.
PLEASE go to sleep
For everyone’s sanity, please go to sleep. For a few minutes. Or an hour. Or a few hours, whatever works.
Poop strikes
Seriously, stop pooping in the house. When the weather turns sour, YOU are the one to pay.
Late night stink foot
It’s dark, the dirt is brown…then you see it at the last minute. Nooooooo. Too late.
Sit
Sit! SIT. No…SIT. GUS, SIT DOWN! Siiiiiit. Treat? Sit! SIT DOWN!
No food is safe
Ever. Even when you put it on top of your bookshelf. Or in the cupboard. Or anywhere in your house.
Whether your dog is in the bathtub for a late night rinse of their poopy feet, or you simply need to tell someone that your dog does, in fact, have the world’s worst gas—we salute you, pet parent.
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