The Craziest, Coolest Dog Furniture in the World

Just to be clear, we would never rationally suggest spending $30,000 on a custom dog mansion (yes, that’s a real thing). But hey, it sure is fun to look at!

From princess poufs to full-on English cottages (yep, that’ll cost you a couple K, too), we rounded up the weirdest, wackiest, most amazing pieces of dog furniture money can buy. Oh, and we threw in a couple practical-ish choices for good measure, too. Prepare to be amazed!

The most amazing dog furniture money can buy

1. The Celebrity Hacienda Dog House

So, about that $30,000 custom dog mansion. The Celebrity Hacienda Dog House was originally built for a Hollywood star, and good news! If you want to roll like they do in Tinseltown, you, too, can make this dog mansion your own. Not into the Mexican hacienda look? No prob, just check out some of their other multi-million dollar (in dog money, that is) homes inspired from around the world:

2. Indoor Dog House/Bedside Table

Well isn’t this chic! If you’re into clean, modern lines and love the look of a sheepskin throw, this dog bed is for you. Er, we mean, for your dog. A nightstand and cool doghouse all in one? We’re super into it.

3. Outdoor Dog Chaise Lounger

Dogs need shade, too, guys, and if you weren’t already convinced that your precious pooch needed this poolside lounger, maybe this will change your mind: It was featured in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! If it’s good enough for a Hollywood film set, it’s good enough for us!

4. DogPod 2.0

Chic and sheepskin go hand-in-hand, apparently. This little sleeper would fit into a mid-century modern home seamlessly. If we’re being honest, we’re actually pretty jealous they don’t make this thing in human size.

5. pEi Pod Bed

Egg chairs are a little too meet-the-Jetsons for us, but an egg pod for our pooch? Oh yeah, that’s something we can get behind. Available in a handful of soft pastels, this pod bed looks almost sweet enough to eat.

6. Louisdog Peekaboo Camo Dog House

This is for the dog who watched Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom and decided to run away…to the backyard. It’s got camo! It’s got tartan plaid! It’s got vintage pins and patches! All it’s missing is a fire and some milkbone s’mores.

7. Steps For Dogs—Louis Dog Creme Steps

“Oh you fancy, huh?” – All the other dogs, when they see your dog with this snazzy stepstool. Sometimes hopping up onto human furniture is just too much work (especially when you’re a tiny little thing), and this way, instead of your dog getting a running start and hurling himself up onto the bed, he can step gracefully and exert almost no energy at all. Ah, the life.

8. Dog Agility Play Set

And hey! If all that lounging has you itching for a little old fashioned exercise, why not indulge in an agility play set? Shetland sheepdog or not, this is the perfect obstacle course to 1) probably confuse the hell out of your dog and 2) change up the ol’ tennis ball routine.