Who do we love? Dogs! These tweets perfectly capture the intensity of our feelings for our dogs. Dog lovers everywhere, you’ll relate.
We’re on the same page
me: i would die for youAdvertising
— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016
The only reason to hit the gym
I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
Sometimes, the truth hurts
In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) April 1, 2016
Never enough photo storage
my dog: *falls asleep*
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) February 9, 2017
Every dog, all the dogs
me. so me. pic.twitter.com/3huKlYd2QH
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) December 10, 2016
Don’t go, Mom!
One of the nicest compliments I've ever gotten is how truly upset my dog Reggie gets when he sees me packing my suitcases
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) September 24, 2015
Dogs vs cats
when a cat ignores you, you think "that's on you"
when a dog ignores you, you think "you saw into my dark soul"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 7, 2016
Did you know if you rub a lotto ticket on my dog's head you've already won because you got to meet my dog? pic.twitter.com/mAUCXRI5VA
— jeannetto (@jeannetto) September 23, 2015
DOGS: ★★★★★ So cute, many colors & sizes, happy butts, cold noses, some know where the ball is, breath could be better. A++ WOULD PET AGAIN
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) December 8, 2013
Our not-so-secret thoughts, revealed
When you say "Oh I'm not a dog person", I just hear "I don't like happiness". Sorry.
— Cath ??? (@cathjenkin) February 29, 2016
A very good question, indeed
what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9gu
— kiersten (@kierstennamber) September 10, 2015
This seat is taken
No you can't sit there my dog might sit there.
— Baby Bionic Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) June 12, 2016
So…is your dog single?
Maybe next time i could meet your dog
Your dog is so cool
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015
I mean, seriously
why can't more people be like my dog/jump up and lick my neck while wiggling frantically whenever they remember i'm in the room ??
— Emily Henry (@EmilyHenryWrite) February 28, 2016
True love is dog love
I believe in love at first sight because I fall in love with every dog I see.
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 9, 2014