About: Hey I'm Alex and my late dog Chuck Snortis was the best boy! I now have a Bloodhound and his name is Eeyore. He has floppy ears and loves to howl! Professional Qualifications: - I am the Tom Brady of fetch - Fluent in baby dog talk to a level that no grown man should admit publically... - PHD in park visits - Send you excessive photos and updates, including play-by-play commentary of their naps. - It is highly possible they will forget that you exist, however, I will minimize our cuddle sessions to ensure that you can save face from your betrayal upon returning from vacation. Monday - Friday: - 6-9 AM: Pretending I'm a morning person for early bird dog walking. - 11 AM-2 PM: Lunch bunch adventures (aka preventing your pup from redecorating your house) - 4-7 PM: Evening zoomies management & dinner service (I'm basically a butler for dogs) Weekends: - Available for slumber parties. - Professional couch potato sessions (I excel at this) - Trojan horse level expert medication disguising in treats. - Your pet will be treated like royalty, and I accept that I am a peasant.