Shianne is basically the Dr. Doolittle of house slippers and lint rollers. If it has fur, drools, or judges you silently, she’s already best friends with it. She’s got, like, twelve cats—each one named after a different brand of wine—and somehow still thinks she needs more animals in her life. So now she’s decided to walk other people’s dogs. Because, you know, nothing says “relaxing afternoon” like juggling six leashes while your own cat texts you passive-aggressive memes from home. She’d be perfect for Rover. She talks to pets like they’re her co-workers (“Paul, stop licking yourself, we’re on the clock”), and somehow, the animals actually listen. Plus, if your dog ever needs therapy, she’s already fluent in meows, woofs, and disappointed sighs. Basically, Shianne’s the only person who can handle your pet’s drama and still show up with snacks. Hire her before Animal Planet does. "Snakes, bats, dogs, cats or demons---Shi walks them all!" ---Shianne's neighbor Jake