5.0

All of my dogs have free roaming in one living room and a kitchen. The area is the size of an apartment, so it is plenty big, and it keeps them from being mischievous in other parts of my home. I do not kennel them, as they are helping me hold my couches down. My cats have free rein over my home with a cat door to their outside catio for exercise and mental stimulation, as they see fit. They have their own room with litter boxes. For cat boarding guests, they have their own separate quarters with a California King bed, TV, plenty of hiding spaces, litter box, and food station. They will stay in their quarters during their stay with plenty of human playtime and attention. Their boarding quarters are 10 times bigger than any standard boarding facility so that cat parents can rest easy. Standard facilities feature around 15-20 cubic feet of space, with barely enough room to move around. If you choose my boarding room, they will be in a guest bedroom and not cramped. They will have in-room dining, daily housekeeping, soothing TV background noise, a perching area with views of the neighborhood and pool, and unlimited PDA should they accept it.

I will do whatever you tell me they like. Some senior dogs want to have gentle petting, while some younger dogs want to play fetch or tug-of-war. I will cater to their needs and parents' requests. Does your cat only like water from the faucet? I'll turn it on a slow trickle. Does your dog only like to eat meals after they've been fake cooked? I'll throw it in the mircowave and pretend cook it and then serve them. Does your cat like heavy butt pats? I'm experienced with that.