Since I was a tiny tot, animals have been my jam. Thanks to my step-dad's side hustle carting animals for local zoos, I've hung out with Tigers, Bears, Monkeys—you name it. And when our house wasn't a mini-zoo, we still had our fair share of rabbits and dogs. But let me tell you, my love for dogs? It's like a fine wine—it just gets better with age. When it comes to pet predicaments, I'm your fairy dog-mother. Whether it's pampering a senior pooch needing a little extra snuggle time to ones with allergies or pill schedules as complex as a spy novel, I've got the magic touch. And if your home resembles a mini-zoo, fear not—I'll make sure everyone gets their fair share of belly rubs and treats. Yup, I'm that crazy lady tossing snacks to the squirrels outside. My neighbors may think I'm nuts, but I just call it spreading the love. I've been the neighborhood dog-sitter for ages because I truly believe every pooch deserves a friend when their humans are away. Right now, I'm playing chef and pharmacist for my two fur babies—a Bernese Mountain Dog and a German Shepherd—managing their special diets like a Michelin-starred chef. Dealing with the less glamorous side of pet ownership? No biggie. I've mastered the art of cleaning up after my Bernese's senior moments. And while I may have two big dogs at home, I'm no stranger to the little guys—the ones who think they're lap dogs, bless their hearts. Got a barkaholic, a parkour enthusiast, or a snackaholic? Bring it on! I've seen it all and lived to tell the tail... er, tale. And let me tell you, every bit of mischief they stir up is worth it when you lock eyes with those adorable, guilt-ridden faces. Because when it comes to dogs, there's no such thing as too much love!