We have the new updated “Serving your Feline - all you need to know when a feline adopts you for dummies”, by Shimbleshanks the railway cat. Of course WE do not need the manual, but we like to leave it open on relevant pages, to remind our employees of their duties. At the back of the book are a variety of forms which need to be filled out in triplicate and given to us, if there are any changes to our routine. Bearing in mind our staff’s inferior intelligence, We’ve kept the forms as simple as possible, how long are you planning to be away, what arrangements have you made to keep us in the manner to which we are accustomed, etc. Form B6/7 Request For Leave, is taken very seriously by all parties. Our happiness is of upmost importance. Recently, we reluctantly signed off on B6/7. Our staff had used all their annual leave so they had to complete, in triplicate, Form H33-4-99, Request for Extra Leave. Well! We are not easily overwhelmed with emotion, but Ms Angie is perfect. Well as close to perfect as staff can be. We highly recommend her as a temp in your home. Not only where our physical needs met, but, our emotional needs too! I’m a little embarrassed to say that when she was here I purred for so long and so hard my sides hurt! We curled up next to her every night to watch TV. We have not met many humans that are fluent in Feline, but she is. She has a bit of an accent, but that’s to be expected. She talked and talked to us. And petted us. We were sorry to see her go. But we’ve told our staff that they no longer need to request Form H33-4-99. In fact, we’ve encouraged them leave more often. We leave Form B6/7 on the kitchen island for them hoping that they’ll take a hint and ask Angie to come back. We LOVE Angie. (Dictated to a staff member by Napoleon and Calvin - 2 Ginger Cats)

My cat loves Angela. Angela sends me a picture of my cat to me everyday. I swear my cat is smiling because Angela is there instead of me. I do not worry about my cat while I am away. I know that my cat is being looked after, entertained, and loved.