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31 Funny Cat Puns for When You’re Feline Sad

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31 Funny Cat Puns for When You’re Feline Sad

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By Colleen Stinchcombe

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Beware: It’s about to get punny in these parts. For people who love puns, these are pawsitively perfect. You’ll be feline happy even on a sad day. We promise they’re not clawful.

OK, that’s enough of that. If you love a little word play, you’ve come to the right spot. We’ve got a whole list of the best punny, cat-themed jokes.

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Cat pun jokes

1. What does a cat call the worst day of their life?

A cat-astrophe.

2. What are cat police officers called?

Claw enforcement.

3. What is a cat’s favourite cereal?

Mice crispies.

4. What does a cat look for in their humans?

A great purrsonality.

5. What is a pile of kittens called?

A meowtain.

6. Why do cats go to school?

To become litter-ate.

7. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?

Purrple.

8. Why don’t cats like internet shopping?

They prefer cat-alogues.

9. Why don’t cats like computers?

They get too distracted by the mouse.

10. What kind of cats love bowling?

Alley cats.

11. What is a cat’s favourite subject in school?

Hisstory.

12. What’s a cat’s favourite day of the week?

Caturday.

13. What’s a cat’s favourite Shakespeare quote?

“Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.”

14. How did the cat feel after watching a magic trick?

Purr-plexed.

15. What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?

Mice cream.

16. Did you hear why the cat got sent to detention?

She had a bad cattitude.

17. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sour-puss.

18. What does a cat say to someone who doesn’t like cat puns?

You’ve got to be kitten me.

19. What is a cat’s favourite type of painting?

Self paw-traits.

20. What did the cat say after gambling in Vegas?

I’m paw.

21. What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter!

22. What’s a cat’s favourite vegetable?

As-purr-agus.

23. What do you call a cat with eight legs?

An octo-puss.

24. Why did the cat go to nursing school?

She wanted to be a first aid kit.

25. Why was the cat kicked out of the game?

They thought it was a cheetah.

26. How do cats make peace after a fight?

They hiss and make up.

27. What is a cat’s favourite discount?

Buy one, get one furry.

More cat jokes

28. What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

29. What happens when you mix a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

30. What is the difference between a comma and a cat?

One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws.

31. Why should you be careful when its raining cats and dogs?

You could step in a poodle.

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Colleen Stinchcombe

Colleen Stinchcombe

Colleen Stinchcombe is a professional freelance writer in Seattle, WA. Her two rescue pups wish she were a professional ball-thrower.

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