August Special: 20% off regular fees! Take a vacation!! Now's the time! My house – Where your dog gets the VIP treatment and motivational speeches they didn’t know they needed. Let’s be honest—dogs are the best kind of people, and I’m just here running their all-inclusive resort. Whether your pup is a professional couch potato or a backyard explorer plotting their next squirrel summit, I love meeting dogs with big personalities and even bigger snack expectations. Around here, no two days—or dogs—are ever the same. And yes, that’s exactly as chaotic as it sounds! My own personal house manager, Kodi—a 25-pound Pomeranian/Husky combo (yes, you read that right, a Pomsky with the fluff of a cloud and the soul of a philosopher)—would love to have a playmate. He’s mostly here to inspect guest luggage for contraband treats and approve new friendships. I have a soft spot for senior pups—because let’s face it, they’ve seen some things and have no time for nonsense. My Pomeranians Tilly and Goldie, and Gracie, a cattle dog, and Jenny lived long, fabulous lives (more than 15 years!) and were full-time celebrity mascots at the magazine I worked at. Basically, they were the Oprah and Barbara Walters of the dog world—total pros at working a room and scoring snacks. As a retired chiropractor with fancy degrees in nutrition and herbal medicine, I’m basically the dog version of a wellness spa director. Think massages, joint support with diatomaceous earth and fish oil, and the occasional pep talk about why it’s okay to bark at the mailman just a little less. My backyard boasts a majestic 100-year-old tree, perfect for shade lounging and dramatic squirrel-watching. But full disclosure—after a rain, the backyard goes from “lush forest floor” to “mud wrestling championship.” Don’t worry, post-adventure towel-dry snuggles are included at no extra charge! Need a chauffeur? I’m happy to take your pup for car rides, neighborhood strolls, and even field trips to the mountains or American River Park for that “I just found my inner wolf” moment. Evenings include my signature VIP tuck-in service with a soft “goodnight,” a cozy blanket, and if required, me whispering motivational affirmations like “You ARE a good boy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Got a bedtime routine? Hit me with it—I’m fully trained in ritualistic stuffed animal placement and optimal blanket fluffing. While my resort has an open-door vibe, I do draw the line at dogs with severe separation anxiety or known aggression issues. But hey, if you’re working through those, I’m happy to consult—every great comeback story starts somewhere! Now Booking: Home-Cooked Doggy Gourmet! Look, some dogs have better diets than I do—and honestly, I respect that. I’m currently working toward my Pet Nutritionist certificate, and I offer home-cooked meals (available for an additional charge) for dogs who prefer their cuisine like their lifestyle: elevated and extra. These meals are especially great for older dogs and those with arthritis—prepared with love, top-notch ingredients, and absolutely no judgment if they demand dinner plated like a five-star entrée. One senior guest came in barely able to walk and left on day five ready for a dance-off. Coincidence? Or was it my gourmet cooking and endless positive reinforcement? You decide. What My VIP Guests Are Saying… 🐾 “I arrived wobbly, but after five days of gourmet meals and pep talks, I’m basically training for the Olympics now.” – Buster, Age 12, Retired Couch Commander (Buster was having difficulty walking and keeping himself stable but regained his youthful suave.) 🐾 “She tucked me in, called me a good boy, and told me I mattered. I'd rate my experience a 12/10 and would recommend. Left feeling emotionally validated and one pound fluffier.” – Sir Fluffy, Age 7, Aspiring Influencer