HOW DO I GET APPROVED?? My profile has been under review for MONTHS?

There are probably things you need to fix or provide to Rover to have your profile accepted, you should have received an email highlighting what is needed. Your option at this time is to call Rover support and they can assist @ [Edit: Rover’s contact options have changed. Visit the Rover Help Center at https://support.rover.com/ to find the phone number, help articles, or chat with the team]