I don't like to talk about myself extensively, but one hundred and twenty five words are the required minimum in this field, so brace yourselves. I love dogs. Polymorphism ( pulling this from memory, correct me if I'm wrong) is a mental disorder where a mentally unwell person attributes human characteristics unto an animal. I wonder if they offer disability checks for that type of "crazy". Either way, I'm not ashamed to say, I will talk to your dog, and I believe it won't be a one sided conversation. I work at a local non profit dog rescue. It is my dream job. I work for the most wonderful lady, and only hope I can be half the person she is some day. I groom great Pyrenees and komondors , and other occasional other breeds on their way to their forever homes . Any thing I can do that helps you care for your animals to the extent they deserve, I am happy to do. I will clean up after them, bathe them, sing them songs, or just be their friend. Safety is always my first priority. I look forward to meeting your loved ones and I thank you for trusting me with them.