I have always had at least two dogs growing up; one big and one small, so I am confident I can handle anything you throw at me. Your Canine American will most definitely be in good loving hands with me. I also give some grade A butt scratched and belly rubs (skills reserved for dogs only plz). I'm also not opposed to putting a load or two in the dishwasher while you're away. Let me be besties with your puppies! I promise I will be a good influence and I won't let them run with the wrong crowd at the dog park. There will be good clean fun for everyone. Added bonus: I may teach them a new trick or two if you're not opposed.