I'll watch your dog as best I can. Walking, playing, petting, I'm your 1 stop shop for it all. Any breed, any size; I love all dogs and they love me. I have literally never had a dog complain about me. My apartment complex even has a dog-washing station, so I can probably do that for you if you need. I also got a love seat recently and your dog can chill with me on there if its a cuddly pup. And if security is a concern of yours, look no further. I would take a bullet for your dog. He or she would be as safe as the Krusty Krab secret formula. So thank you for reading this. I hope I get the honor of watching your dog. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.