Trust me with your pups. I'm loads of fun. Here are some jokes: My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver. What type of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. How does a dog stop a TV show? He presses paws. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? The collie wobbles. What type of dog doesn't bark? A hush puppy What type of dog likes having a bath? A shampoodle. What's a dog's favorite type of pizza? Pup-peroni. What do you call a dog with a Rolex? A watch dog. What type of dog wears glasses? A cock-eyed spaniel. What did the dog say to the fleas? Stop bugging me.