Youth rescuer of collie from icy depths. Versed silent command and intermediate scent tracker trainer. Volunteer chew toy and animal comedian; "I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog. Then I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult." Any trimming, clipping, administering or any miscellaneous pampering desired can also be graciously included, I tried to make this exceptionally wordy to make up 75 words.