You could swear he’s about to belt out Adele, Whitney, or Aretha—but this noisy French bulldog is just hollering for attention from his mama.
Meet Walter Geoffrey, who airs his opinion on every topic under the sun at full volume. Just watch as Mom Amber tries to talk some sense into Walter to no avail. He’s lucky he’s so cute!
When mom is ignoring you
When mom won’t share her food
When you’re in jail but it’s just the handrail
I’ve been feeling extra sensitive lately so Bish has some FFTF (Facts for the Fans) since a lot of you ask. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Walter decides when/why he argues or throws tantrums… 99.9% of the time he’s not even anxious or stressed. The reasons could range from him being annoyed I breathe all the way to not being fed on time (valid reason). I cannot make him scream or shut it off, unfortunately. He’s basically a “normal” overdramatic female trapped in a muscular, hairy man’s body who took too many ‘roids that now can’t control all his feels. I’ve realized I just have to let him have these “special moments” as I’m trying to create positive vibes and outlooks on his life and not cause him any more “stress” because he simply can not deal. I should’ve named him Wendy or Wanda. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Real convo during one of his episodes… ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Walt- ***SCREAM, CUSSES ME OUT, MORE SCREAMING*** Me- “You’re acting like a real Wanda right now…” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Walt- ***DEATH STARES*** Me- ***FEELINGS OF REGRET, QUESTIONING LIFE*** ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I’m just here to put up with all his mood swings and wipe his butt before he gets in bed. So when y’all think “uhh… I haven’t heard Walter in a while WTF is Bish doing?” Just be thankful I’m having some peace and quiet because in reality, I’m probably not… I just don’t have my phone on me every time he’s mom shaming me and I just want to save any dignity I have left at this point.
He looked so innocent back then
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