13 Insanely Cute Naked Dogs for National Nude Day (Yep, That’s a Thing)

That’s right: National Nude Day is coming up, and we’ve rounded up the most hilarious and adorable naked dogs to celebrate. Shaved dogs, hairless dogs, bashful dogs—these guys are all (unwittingly, but also seemingly pretty happily) celebrating this holiday. The rest of us? Well, we’ll just have to celebrate in private.

Nude Beachin’

Let’s just hope this guy slathered on the sunscreen. I mean, there’s nothing worse than a sunburn. But when it leaves a collar line? Woof. Talk about painful and embarrassing.

Punk Paws

This guy just took his mohawk to an entirely new level. That’s what we like to call commitment.

Simbaaa!

We’re not gonna lie—if we saw this dog walking down the street, we’d totally freak out and think someone was in possession of a pet lion. The mane, the tail? He could definitely pass.

Simba 2.0

Yep, it’s official: The lion look is a thing. And it’s either because it’s totally amusing and makes everyone do a double-take, or because having that. much. hair. on your body would be the sweatiest, and the only possible thing to do is just get rid of it.

Pensive…and Modest

This very majestic-looking Chinese Crested isn’t just an obviously deep thinker—she’s a modest one, too, opting to cover up at least a little bit in a chic tank.

“Don’t Look At Me”

There’s a definite awareness here. And that awareness says, “I understand that I’m completely naked, and I’m not sure how I feel about it.”

#SquadGoals

This pile of puppies contains one very special litter member—this naked guy! We can only imagine how soft his little newborn skin is.

Heads and Tails

It’s the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities. A tuft of hair here, a tuft of hair there—that’s all you really need right?

Hand Placement

That thing where you find yourself naked in an inopportune situation and have to place your limbs in such a way that they kind of serve as coverage. Key word: kind of.

Whatchu Lookin’ At?

“Eyes up here, pal. Eyes up here.”

Leather Love

They look like they could be related to some sort of wrinkly, leather-y animal, like a rhino. And it’s basically the cutest thing ever.

Clean Shave

We’d say this dog is feelin’ pretty darn good about the way she looks. That’s all confidence right there. All confidence.

Nature Nudes

The best way to be nude, really, is to be in nature. I mean, it is called “au naturale” for a reason.