Magic Mike is back with a new movie and dogs everywhere are prepping their rip-away costumes, perfecting their blue steel expressions, and readying their signature dance moves for the premiere.
Think it’s easy for a dog to bare it all on stage? Think again! Let’s take a look at the different qualities necessary to excel as a canine ecdysiast.
Let’s start with the classic Chippendales ensemble
Then add a dash of edgy street style
Know your best features
and how to flaunt them
Don’t be afraid to take it up a notch
You need an excellent sense of timing
Check your shame at the door
Develop and maintain intense eye contact
Being most comfortable in the buff is a must
Develop your signature move to its fullest potential
and most importantly…
Don’t forget your six pack!