Whether sitting by your side through your 15th screening of your favorite cult movie, or watching you eat your thousandth takeout pizza (without sharing the bones) dogs stick with us through thick and thin. They’re always quietly supporting us with grace and devotion. And then we stuff them into an elephant costume and snap a picture. Luckily, dogs forgive us our Halloween transgressions, and a cookie is an ample reward for a little human frailty. How do we even deserve dogs?
Really? In my hour of need?
But you said I was a good boy
Yo ho ho. Gimme da cookie
I’m not a monster.
You think my love of Harry Potter is a joke, Mom?
I’m wishing this costume away
Gonna pika poo in your pika shoe
I don’t even know who I am anymore
An elephant never forgets
Gonna find the man who shot my paw
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
I can’t even eat this chocolate candy. WTF.
You’re bugging me
That no-carb diet is really getting to you, isn’t it?
Featured image: Glammed by Diego