It’s hard to look cute when you’re straight up failing at something, but when it comes to dogs—and puppies!—failing actually makes you cuter. Case in point: Sleeping, no matter what. Dozing off in adorably weird scenarios, doing that classic nod-and-jerk number, snuggling up on other dogs—basically, it’s all adorable.
Sliding down the stairs is a thing kids do for fun when they’re bored because it basically feels like a DIY version of a roller coaster ride. So the fact that this guy stayed asleep for the whole thing? Super impressive.
At first he looks like he’s the saddest bulldog in all the land, but then he just cannot and pulls a Leaning Tower of Sleepiness. Keep fighting the good sleep fight, pal.
Can’t. Get. Comfy.
“Ah, a sleep-worthy surface at head-level…Nooo…It’s hard. And slippery.”
Stay awake? Not. A. Chance.
We like to think that these guys are taking turns sleeping, and the pup in the back has clearly figured out a sleeping situation that works for him. Dude in front? Trying so hard to stay alert—and upright!—but being a watchdog is just plain tough.
California King Bed
Ah, yes. Nothing like curling up on the belly of a big ol’ Great Dane for some quality shut-eye.
It seems a little dramatic, but when you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep.
Let’s just all take a moment to collectively squeal at the cuteness that is this little buddy. His little belly!
“Don’t mind me, just doing my splits.”
That thing where there’s just no possible way you can stay awake any longer. Just not gonna happen.
This blanket/snuggie situation has this guy basically one step away from becoming E.T. A human sleep roundup just wouldn’t quite be the same now, would it?