When it comes to hair, humans don’t get to have all the fun! From outrageous poodle poufs to rainbow bright manes colorful enough to make the My Little Pony crew jealous (as long as it’s all-natural dye, that is), we bring you a collection of the most spectacular and creative funny dog hairstyles out there—just don’t get any crazy ideas. (Or do.)
1. Sweet as Candy
We were pretty sure cotton candy-hued hair was a thing when we saw, like, everyone on the internet sporting it, but now that this Chinese crested dog is, too? It’s official: Rainbow hair is here to stay.
2. Boho Chic
With those wavy, boho-chic locks tied up in loose pigtails (er, dog tails?) we’re pretty sure it’s safe to say that this dog’s look has been seriously inspired by the ever-fashionable Olsen twins.
3. Bearded Babe
We like to think of this dog as an intellectual of sorts. You know, the type of dog who’ll post up at the local coffee shop, espresso in hand, just waiting for the next slam poetry performer to take the stage. Facial hair: It says a lot.
4. Purple Reign
We shall call him “Punk Rock Poodle.” Who says the poodle dog hairstyle has to be all prim and proper, anyway?
Holy dog hairdos! When you’re a shih tzu, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep that flowing hair outta those eyes.