Seems like everyone is using social media these days, including…your dog?
That’s right, folks. There are a ton of dogs tweeting up a storm, with a little “help” from their human companions. Ever wonder what it would be like if your dog could talk? Read on to find out.
1. Cover boy
One of my many modeling pics pic.twitter.com/nWLmDQwmzZ
— Spartacus & Maximus (@CuteSpartacus) April 27, 2016ADVERTISEMENT
2. Totally swamped
Me: Sorry, can’t go out tonight, I have so much to do
*takes quiz to see what kind of pizza I am* pic.twitter.com/lJsDAx3v11
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) June 29, 2017
3. Works for me
How to get cuddles: 1. Look cute 2. Wag your tail 3. Lick the hell out of anything that moves! pic.twitter.com/Gr1r5QN9gN
— Layla Chihuahua (@LaylaChihuahua) April 11, 2016
4. I vote “brave”
I was utterly unperturbed by last night’s thunder & lightning storm, a testament to just how brave/dim I am, depending on your point of view
— Monty the Dog (@montythedog) July 19, 2017
5. Party on
Recovering from basset birthday bash yesterday. pic.twitter.com/EyYiGRDLrN
— Stanley Pinkerton (@Mr_Pinkerton) September 2, 2013
6. Literally me
when you see people from high school you don’t want to talk to https://t.co/J5JD2LEfsg
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) July 30, 2017
ALL FOOD IS DOG FOOD TO A DOG
— PIZZA DOG (@Pizza_Dog) April 30, 2015
8. Weekend warrior
me on Friday vs. me on Sundays pic.twitter.com/qvQguvREPt
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) August 5, 2017
Spent my evening greeting all known squirrel residents in my neighborhood. Aroooh! Aroooh! #SquirrelAppreciationDay
— James Bond the Dog (@JamesBondTheDog) January 22, 2015
10. Classic dog
Just barked at a mailman, but I feel like I really put my unique spin on an old classic.
— Birdie (@birdiepup) October 6, 2014
11. You look fetching!
do you like my new hat? pic.twitter.com/SRQfyPZFqj
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) August 3, 2017
12. Same here, minus the success
The secret of my success is naps pic.twitter.com/ohumUO0EY7
— Marnie The Dog (@MarnieTheDog) July 31, 2017
13. I honestly never considered that
Maybe YOU’RE weird for NOT having your butthole on permanent display.
— Birdie (@birdiepup) December 19, 2012
14. Sounds like my twenties, tbh
Every day is like Sunday. (I have no responsibilities and no concept of time.)
— Birdie (@birdiepup) April 17, 2016
15. Who could resist?
so you gonna push me or nah? pic.twitter.com/971ubVf9zy
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) August 7, 2017